The WOK

A wonderful cooking implement to facilitate the cooking of chineese food. Here are some song titles, created to celebrate the humble WOK

WOKing all over the world - Status Quo

Wok 'n' Woll Suicide - David Bowie

WOK Like and Eqyptian - The Bangles

WOK of Life - Dire Straits

WOK ON - David Essex

WOKs another Year - Johnny Logan

WOKing Back to Happiness - Helen Shapiro

These Boots Were Made For WOKing - Nancy Sinatra

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FAMOUS QUOTES

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Benny Hill

Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling

George Custer: Where did all these Fucking indians come from?

Einstein: "Any fucker can understand that"

Mayor of Hiroshima: What the fuck was that?

Where's all that fucking water coming from? - Captain of the Titanic

Never answer an anonymous letter.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?